This was the conversation in the car last thursday as I drove the boys to school:
Me: Are you guys excited to see your friends today?
Zachary: Yeah and we get to eat in the gym at the big tables again
Mathew: I eat beside K***** (a girl who's party he went to last year)
Me: Oh that's nice.
Mathew: Yeah she helped me open my fruit cup yesterday.
Me: Oh, you don't know how to open it?
Mathew: Yeah I do but she wanted to open it so she could have a bite
Me: Oh buddy you aren't supposed to share food at school remember
Mathew: I told her that but she didn't have one, and she wants to start being my girlfriend
Mathew: Yeah but I have lot's of girlfriends
Me: Well that's okay, girls are fun to play with too
Mathew: Yeah but Daddy told me not to get too many girlfriends because girls get crazy when they get older
Me: Daddy told you that did he hahahaha Oie!